Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc lyrics

Miley Cyrus:

Let me guess, you're here to hate?

Well, you can stand in the autograph line and wait!

'Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day

To spit harsh words in this French maid's face! (Ooh la la!)

You died a virgin girl. Who you think you messin' with?

It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, bitch!

I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up! (Yeah!)

You're getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up! (Ouch!)

Had enough? It's my habit: when I grab the mic, I milk it.

You could say this rap is like my alter ego 'cause I killed it!

Joan of Arc:

Lord, forgive me for the words I speak.

I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek,

But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out

through her teeth!

Je suis la fille en feu! Call me Katniss Everdeen!

When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint,

But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray!

I came to Frenchmen's aid in their time of need

'Cause I'm the maid of Orleans. You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey.

My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya.

Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa!

You gotta die for something, Miley. Just picture your epitaph:

"Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass!"

Miley Cyrus:

Sweet burn. (Ooh, tss!) No pun intended.

You're a cross-dressing peasant betrayed by

those you defended!

But when I come under fire, I can hashtag handle it!

If God's in your corner, girl, you need

better management!

Joan of Arc:

Do not take the Lord's name in vain, you ratchet skank!

Your manager's riding you to the achy breaky bank!

Be thankful for your talent; don't just rub it on your crotch!

Keep your party in the USA. Vive la France!

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 3 (2013)