Mon beauf [English translation]

You can chose your friends but rarely your family

There's a guy that , God only knows how, married my sister

So now that he's my brother-in-law, I have to live with him

But it's frankly not so easy, he's a hell of a moron

My beauf , my beauf

He made her 4 kids to receive the state-allowances

It's "honeymoon time !" as soon as she isn't pregnant anymore

This asshole that been in the French Legion for 10 years

Educates his kids with strokes of girdle

The day the morons will be registered for unemployment

My beauf will be the office chief

My beauf

He has sideburns and wears a checkered jacket

He has a mustache , wears a cap and crocodile leather shoes

He's sure to be THE man , but he sucks a bit

To tell you the truth , he is almost offside

My beauf , my beauf

Everytime he fucks a secretary of his office

Or that he goes in a brothel , this moron , this badger

He says it's for hygienic purposes , he isn't cheating his wife

But that if she try to do so , he would beat her to death

The day the morons will be cookers

My beauf will be the one that prepares the sauces

My beauf

All the discs of Richard Claydermann are into his disc stock

He finds it so cool , he says he's the Mozart of the 20th century

And of course that in his Renault 16 , there is a Citizen-band

73 FM , the station of the moron !

My beauf , my beauf

And what a culture , he is super highly educated

You must see what he reads , it goes up to the moon !

=> VSD + Paris Match and Télé 7 Jours .

And of course every year , he buys the Goncourt winner

The day the morons wouldn't be fascists anymore

There could be a chance he votes for the left

My beauf , my beauf

He loves animals , he has a German shepherd dog

That protects his stuffs , his tiny apartment

He takes his dog out to hunt innocent birds

Because this fat ass loves to shoot on sparrows

My beauf

You can chose your friends but rarely your family

There's a guy that , God only knows how, married my sister

He became my brother-in-law, a beauf à la Cabu

A fascist moron but also , fortunately enough , a cuckold

When the Sun will shine for morons only

My beauf will have the ears warming

My beauf

• Artist:Renaud