Pillow Talking lyrics

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

Ay, ay, damn

L tapped twice on some ass, like grams

I just fucked

Now what I'm doing?

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)

I just finished spazzing on a bitch, ayy

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch

[Verse: Lil Dicky & Brain]

I'm like, "Girl, that was great, talk about a connection

Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?"

She like, "Yeah, that was nice, I enjoyed myself"

"Great," "Yeah"

She like, "Can you reach that shelf for my phone?

I'll take care the alarm"

I'm like, "Oh, for the morning, like, to sleep?"

She like, "Yeah, we just had sex, what did you think?

I was just gonna fuck you and leave?"

"No, I— I hadn't thought that far ahead

But of course, can I get you a t-shi—

Oh, can you not tickle my hair?

It's just a personal thing, it's not you"

"Okay, sorry for doing it"

"No, no, it’s just a personal thing, it’s not you"

"Okay, cool"

"Yeah, uh, so, you're from Minnesota?

Only thing I know is that it's colder

Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?"

"Well, I can't compare them, they're so different

Y'know what I'm sayin'?"

"Yeah, for sure"

She like, "Apples to oranges"

"Yeah, well, you can still compare them, but I hear you

What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?"

She like, "I have a brother," I'm like, "Oh, what he do?"

She like, "He in the Army," "Oh, true

Uh, do you fuck with the war?"

She like "Huh? What did you just say?"

"Huh? Like, just now?" "Yeah"

"Do you fuck with the war?"

"No, I don't fuck with the war"

I'm like "No, I don't fuck with the war!

Just don't know how to react to the forces

I should have just thanked you, of course—"

"Uh, why would you thank me?"

"Uh, I guess I assumed it extended to families, but okay

While we on the topic, I been actually thinkin' about some shit

About the Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day

That the fucking aliens came

And invaded our nation?

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?

Like, do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?

Or not at all, like, would they just walk up in this motherfucker

Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us

And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate

Without a hint of intimidation?

Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?

Granted I don't know the alien heart, but

You get what the fuck I'm sayin?

Like what the fuck would it be like?

Would they be like 'Earth go hard'?

Or is it just another conquest?

Or would they be like, 'Damn, Earth go hard

They was harder than Simian'?

You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff?"

Then she like, "No"

I'm like "Well, what you think?"

She like "I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be"

I'm like, "Girl, what you mean?"

She like, "I don't believe"

"In the war?"

"In aliens"

"Oh, hold up, hold up, wait

Girl, what you sayin'?

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?"

"I guess"

"What an enormous coincidence that shit would be

Do you see what I'm sayin'?"

"I can't hear what you're sayin'"

"Well, the universe always expanding

There are infinite galaxies

Why would we be the anomaly?"

She like "That's no coincidence, I call that shit God"

I'm like "Oh, you're religious, bitch

You think it's all God?"

"No, I know it's all God"

"No, I know that there might be a God

First off, nobody knows there's a God

Girl, I think we should drop this"

"No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?"

(Brain) Ayy, Brain on some other shit, though

I been all up in the club for the year, hey (Brain)

I been killing shit, don't mind me, uh

I'm just top flight uh, I could sure use a Sprite, I'm thirsty as fuck

Who getting money? That's Brain

Who make decisions? That's Brain

Who make the hits? That been Brain

Who run the whole operation? That be Brain—

Brain, can you just get back to the issue here

Uh, really? Can you just remind the Brain?

"You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if He exists"

Don't call Brain names

The Brain couldn't recall

But if I'm not mistaken, this bitch to my left

Guaranteed there's a God

"I believe in a God, yes"

So, God never wrong?

God never wrong, right?

"Yeah, that's, like, the whole point"

"Brain, just get there, please"

Hold up

So, God made the Earth and God was like hold up, this shit is boring

It need more shit

God was like, 'I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch

Dinosaurs on that bitch'

Then He like, 'Why I put dinosaurs on that shit?'

"What is your brain even saying?

Can he get to the point?"

“Hold up, Brain, you just did it

God ain't wrong, what the fuck was He thinking?”

”About what?”

“Bitch, the dinosaurs

He made the Earth for them

But then He like, 'Nah'?

'Dinosaurs are just blah'?”

”What's your point?”

“'I'ma cook up some blondes'?

Like, He was way off

I don't look like a dinosaur

Ho, them things thirty-five feet

I'm like five-foot eleven” (Up on Tinder, I'm six-foot)

“Seen that Bronchiosaurus?

That thing fuckin' neck go to Heaven

And that's just an expression, bitch

There ain't no heaven”

”Ha, funny”

“I'm just messin', but if He ain't wrong

I guess this the exception”

”Can I talk now?”

“Go ahead”

”Look, everything in life has purpose

You, chickens, a midget at a circus”

“What? I don't interpret”

She like, ”That's not for me to determine”

“So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die?”

”That's not for me to determine”

“But—okay”

”I'm just a person”

“Okay, but think of the root of the argument, girl

View how we started this, girl

Like, you don't believe in the aliens"

"Yeah, I just—"

"You confine God to Earth, girl, I find that shit salient”

”I just don't presume to know the plan”

“Bitch, me neither, but that's not what I've been saying”

”But what are you saying?”

“Why can't God fuck with aliens?

Why can't Earth just be like a fuckin' small side project for this guy?”

”Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye”

“Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side”

”Yeah, but you're, like, bringing up fuckin' dinosaurs

Like, we could have shared the Earth with them, nobody knows”

“Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl

Like what's next, you don't fuck with Pangaea?”

She like, ”Let’s change the subject”

“Okay”

This bitch don't know 'bout Pangaea

"Brain, leave it alone"

“I'm starving, are you hungry, by chance?”

”Oh, my God, I'm so hungry”

“Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?”

”Fuck yeah”

“Fuck yeah, I'm on it

Also, I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing”

"Come on, dude, I'm a grown up

I'm capable of having intelligent conversations”

“Okay, I just—fuck it

Okay, back to this pizza, I lean pepperoni”

”Ugh”

“Sausage?”

”How can you eat that shit?”

“No, no, no, this not Domino's, this legit

It's high quality meat and shit”

”No, no, I'm vegetarian”

“Oh, right, well, we can get half pepperoni

And half of whatever you like”

”Ugh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box”

“Seriously? You're that against meat?”

”No, I'm that against us being gluttonous

Thinkin' that animals live on this earth to get eat”

“Okay, is it how we treat them?”

”Uh, that sure doesn't help”

“Okay”

She like, ”I'm not opposed to us hunting

But now we not trackin' them down

We just breed them to eat, that's disgusting

You should honestly read on the subject”

“Alright, hold up

Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow

Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens

We just set the place to do our hunting intelligently enough

To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want”

”That's my point, we just incubate animals

Instead of just letting them live how they come”

“But, that's just your God at work, bitch

Why we go hard on Earth

What you think would happen right now if you left my place

And there were like three wolves waiting for you?”

”Wolves?”

“Bitch, they would tear your ass up!

Viciously, like, they would eat your titties”

And your pussy

“That's what they do”

And your face and shit

“Humans are smarter, bitch, that's what we do”

She like, ”Apples to oranges”

“Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense!

Why can't fruit be compared?”

She like, ”I'm gonna leave”

“There's just all of these conflicting principles”

”Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza”

“I will, that's my God-given right”

She like, ”Where is my bag?”

“Oh, that leather one next to the trash?

That's the one, right? Made out of cow, I think?”

”Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area?”

“So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit”

”I'm not listening, dude”

“That's barbaric as shit

Do you come from the vikings?"

”Why are you even still talking?”

“Do you take peoples' land?”

”I'm not listening, dude”

“Do you fuck with the war?”

”How are there no Ubers anywhere?”

“Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here”

”I don't wanna add shit to my phone”

“Okay, the choices are clear, ho

Ubers are not around here, ho

Taxis will come, but they real slow”

And the Brain gotta poop

T minus five till the Brain gotta shit

”I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy"

“Uh, look, do you just want to sleep here?”

”Uh, no thanks”

“It's past 2 am”

”I'm not sharing a bed with you”

“You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor”

”Fine, you're sure?”

“Yeah, it's cool

I won't throw you out to the wolves”

”Oh, my God, you are so annoying”

“I couldn't help myself

But can you at least throw me a pillow?”

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?)

I just finished spazzing on a bitch, ayy

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch

[Outro: Lil Dicky & Brain]

Brain gotta poop, still

Please don't neglect the brain

Please don't neglect the brain

"Hold on, is that my Lyft? I don't know if I—"

"Nah, I got a pizza

Full pepperoni, too

So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it"

But first, you should poop

Please don't neglect the brain

• Artist:Lil Dicky