Raoul mon pitbull [English translation]

But where could Grandma be ?

I've been looking for her all day

I left her on her rocking chair

There was Sevran1 on TV

But I'm worried, her seat is empty

Nobody has seen her in the house

Was she a bit shy

And hid some secret ambitions from us ?

Has she gone to other lands

To taste the delicacies of kings ?

To look for jades on a hot air balloon ?

My oldest son told me "I don't think so..."

It's Raoul my pitbull

Who thought she was appetizing

It's Raoul my pitbull

He's nice but was a stomach !

He likes to play, he's cool

But if he gets a little peckish

He'll swallow you as you come in

It's Raoul my pitbull

Well, I must say, I felt weird

To imagine such a carnage

But it's not like we can put him in jail

We'll manage, thanks to the inheritance !

Anyway, she was old

And she won our Scrabble plays

She looked like a sharpei

And her gifts were lame

But I should go and tell Gisèle

She was her mother so...

I think she's wiping the dishes

"Wait Dad there's a problem..."

There's Raoul my pitbull

Who thought she was appetizing

There's Raoul my pitbull

He's nice but was a stomach !

He likes to play, he's cool

But if he gets a little peckish

He'll swallow you as you come in

It's Raoul my pitbull

Okay but now this is getting annoying

If we can't be relaxed at home

Let's take him to a kennel

And we'll buy a chihuahua

No, the worst thing about this matter

Is that it's dinner time soon

And I don't know what we'll do

Now that your mother got eaten

Go fetch your little sister Anne-Lise

We'll go to a drive-in

"Wait Dad I must tell you...

- Oh well, let me guess..."

It's Raoul your pitbull

Who thought she was appetizing

It's Raoul your pitbull

He's nice but was a stomach !

He likes to play, he's cool

But if he gets a little peckish

He'll swallow you as you come in

It's Raoul your pitbull

No !

It's Hubert your cocker

Who didn't want to be left out

It's Hubert your cocker

Raoul and him hate each other

He wanted to stay proud

And to have his share

It's normal, he's hot-blooded

It's Hubert your cocker

Oh, someone's at the door

Who could it be at this hour ?

- Maybe Mum ? - No, she's dead !

It's the neighbor Mrs Petit.

She said that for hours

She heard terrible screams

Which tore her heart apart

And that she would like to call the cops

- But come in, it's so cold outside

It's much better in the living room

And while we prepare you a cocktail

Raoul will be your companion...

It's Raoul our pitbull

Who thought she was appetizing

It's Raoul our pitbull

He's nice but was a stomach !

He likes to play, he's cool

But if he gets a little peckish

He'll swallow you as you come in

It's Raoul our pitbull

It's Raoul our pitbull

Who thought she was appetizing

It's Raoul our pitbull

He's nice but was a stomach !

He likes to play, he's cool

But if he gets a little peckish

He'll swallow you as you come in

It's Raoul our pitbull

It's Raoul our pitbull

It's Raoul our pitbull !

1. French TV host

• Artist:Oldelaf & Mr D.