Selbstbefriedigung [English translation]

[Part 1: Alligatoah]

In a weird night, I'd already been awake for eleven days

I scored with myself for lack of better company

At the hotel bar with schnapps and a few bad pick-up lines

I was ready to hop into bed with myself eventually

And I took myself hard, the contrast of putting an idea into my head, now I'm more drawn than Marvel comics

Now I've kicked in all my mirrors

Because I feel used and never want to see myself again

[Part 2: Basti (DNP)]

Online poker night, ey I put my money

On the street like my then girlfriend

And I'm losing and before I lose another banknote

I better stop playing poker and call a few ladies

But not one picks up, fuck, damn, man

I don't need women, I take it into my own hands

Two girls one cup, man, I don't give a shit about these hoes

Because I want a Bambi for masturbation 1

[Hook: Alligatoah]

Life is no dance class

In the end you're all alone

Buckle on the milking machine

Masturbation

Because Life is no dance class

In the end it's handwork

Even my Grandpa loves masturbation

[Part 3: Timi Hendrix]

She says there's no way she can spend her future with me

Because there are my toe nails in her organic muesli

And there are some leeches swimming around in our bath tub

Oh, I only fuck groupies because it's part of the job description

In the end, the relationship was only stress anyway

Now I play Catholic roulette with other hoes

And I'm not entirely sure but I almost think that

A dick in the hand is worth two bushes

[Part 4: Sudden]

It's really true, darling, I fuck myself

You can read a book or order a pizza for us

Baby please, get lost with your pussy, I don't want sex

I take your pill so I won't get pregnant

(Life is no) Chatroulette

Shocked looks from your family, I wank in front of my camera

It was a lie when I told you that I didn't cheat on you

I cheated on my left hand with my right hand

[Hook: Alligatoah]

[Bridge: Alligatoah]

When you need support, they turn their back on you

But when the fruits are ripe, you shake it

[2x]

1. Bambi is a German media award. This might be a reference to Bushido, another German rapper, winning a Bambi for integration

• Artist:Trailerpark
• Album:Crackstreet Boys 2