Subtitrarea la români [English translation]
Subtitrarea la români [English translation]
I thought I knew a little English
But it turned out I knew absolutely none
That's after I saw subtitled movies
on TV – and it wasn't easy for me
I came to believe, no joke,
That English was the purest language in the world.
Chorus:
Because "Hey motherfucker, you little freak,
You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick"
Means "You're a stupid little wretch
and a good-for-nothing"
Or "Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me
Go fuck yourself, now let me be"
Means "you're a wretch, you've made me angry,
And I want you to leave this instant!"
Or maybe English has always stayed the same
It's the same kind I learned in high school
Maybe the translators
Want to protect the people at the National Audiovisual Council
Because those guys can stand all sorts of unspeakable expressions,
But they have delicate eyes and can't stand them in writing.
Chorus:
Because "Hey motherfucker, you little freak,
You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick"
Means "You're a stupid little wretch
and a good-for-nothing"
Or "Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me
Go fuck yourself, now let me be"
Means "you're a wretch, you've made me angry,
And I want you to leave this instant!"
There are some more examples,
in a famous translation and interpretation:
"Yo n****r, shut the fuck up"
Shut your pie hole
"I'm so gonna fuck your shit up, you son of a bitch"
I won't let you get away with this, you scoundrel!
"This fucking scumbag bastard all up in my shit"
He's nosing around where he shouldn't be!
"Now I know what a dirty cocksucker you are!"
Now I know what you're up to!
"Mind your fucking business, you useless cunt!"
Snap out of it, you riffraff!
"Why don't you suck my motherfucking dick, bitch?"
You know what? Take a hike!
"Fuck you, you shit for brains motherfucker!"
Darn you!
Sometimes I wonder, is Romania ruled
by hypocrisy or prudishness?
Chorus (X2):
Because "Hey motherfucker, you little freak,
You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick"
Means "You're a stupid little wretch
And a good-for-nothing"
Or "Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me
Go fuck yourself, now let me be"
Means, "You're a wretch, you've made me angry,
And I want you to leave this instant"
Great fucking job, motherfuckers!
He said we did a great job!
- Artist:Taxi