Els guapos són els raros [English translation]

A man with thick, horn-rimmed glasses wanders nervously around the port district

Dr. Ramon has been with his wife for more than an hour

Today they've screwed up their courage and decided to have surgery

The woman wants to fix her double chin and the man wants a bigger penis

But they don't know that being attractive can be a nightmare, too

They both sing really well, much better than I do, and they're in a choir

And they dance sardanes1in Plaça Sant Jaume2, and they're freaking awesome at it

Pepe is a guy who has developed quite a belly and spends all day in bed

Today he is surrounded by three doctors and a young resident with a scalpel

With a permanent marker they draw a line around the fatty tissue they'll be removing

And he smiles at the thought of having a waikiki3, surrounded by women whose nipples show through their shirts

But Pepe doesn't know that some handsome men's lives are a nightmare, too

This guy organizes meet-ups for fans of the Seat 600, and he has a red one

And when he visits his hometown, the kids ask him to take them for a spin

They don't know that beautiful people are the weird ones

Everyone knows it, but no one says it

They're not happy with themselves, either, and they're insecure about being different

They don't know that beautiful people sing out of tune, and don't have rhythm, and aren't good dancers

They worry, too, and see psychologists, and that's okay

It's okay

It's okay

1. A Catalan folk dance2. Plaça Sant Jaume is a big plaza in downtown Barcelona where the government buildings are.3. A waikiki is a kind of mixed drink with a tropical look to it.

• Artist:Manel
• Album:Els millors professors europeus (2008)