No se casen, chicas [English translation]

Have you ever seen a naked man

coming out of the bathtub

dripping water by his hairy thighs

and with the moustache full of sadness?

Have you ever seen an ugly man

eating spaghetti, with a fork in hand

while, like a retarded

drops the sauce on his vest?

Have you ever seen a fatty stretching

his milky legs, full of rolls

looking at his feet like a sleepyhead

while he rubs his belly and scratches his...?

Don't marry, girls, don't marry

better work on the TV

Remain virgins at daddy's home

Become maids in a general's house

Educate monkeys, educate parrots

Lift your leg at the colon

Sell candies, take the habits

Or don't take them

Do strip-tease for the olds

Do crochet at the Hotel Alverar

But don't marry, girls, don't marry

Have you ever seen a man in a bad mood

coming very late to dinner

with rouge spots in the suit

and walking stumbling?

Have you ever seen in a cabaret

a sir that looks so good

jerking off insistently

over an innocent girl?

Have you ever seen a skinny guy

taking a woman to a restaurant?

How he twists the three hairs of the moustache

And to play the important he has the waiters on the run

Don't marry, girls, don't marry

Dress for a gala, go to River and dance

Change your lovers four times per month

Grab money, lots of money and save

Hide it under the matress

when you're fifty you'll have a lot

to pay pretty boys

with nothing in the head and all in the arms

Ah! what a good life will be

if you don't marry, girls, if you don't marry

• Artist:Nacha Guevara
• Album:Mezzo Soprano (1969)