Schilddrüsenunterfunktion [English translation]

I often sat in school and felt completely worn out

And because I couldn't think on my own I simply copied.

I was always so listless, even as a little boy.

Today I finally know the reason why, hypothyroidism.

Hypothyrodisim x6

When we played soccer, I always had to go into the goal

And most times my team lost.

And do you want me to tell you something? I didn't give a fuck.

Because that's totally normal with hypothyroidism.

I went to the music club: I learned to play the clarinet.

But not as long as my teacher would have liked.

I also did not graduate. I wasn't a good son.

Now we all know why: Hypothyroidism.

Hypothyrodisim x6

Then came the time when Jesus inspired me

Franz von Assisi inspired me to write poetry.

I fled from everyday life into the religious world.

I felt God inside me, but it was hypothyroidisim.

I did not get on with the whole society, I thought it was unjust.

I agreed with socialism, I also didn't think anarchy was bad.

I even sympathized with subversion and revolution

And what was it really? Hypothyroidism.

I married a sensitive brunette

with a great aura. Her name was Ulrike-Anette.

We crossed the universe with tarot and meditation

I thought it was love, but it was hypothyroidism.

Hypothyrodisim x6

Everything was so exhausting, I often felt so empty.

Nothing worked without problems. Everything was so hard for me.

Even sex: As soon as I entered, I came already.

Now I know why: Hypothyroidism.

And always dissatisfaction, bad mood, pain:

stomach ache, groin, even at the heart.

I thought about mad cow disease, about all-year depression.

But the blood values showed: Hypothyroidism.

Now I have pills, I take them in the morning:

Soon I'll be as normal as all the others.

Then I'll finally write a novel, I already have the title.

But I won't tell you about it....

• Artist:Funny van Dannen