The Gentle Art of Making Enemies lyrics

The words are so familiar

All the same greats, the same mistakes

It doesn't have to be like this

If you don't make a friend, now

One might make you

So learn

The gentle art of making enemies

Don't look so surprised

Happy birthday... Fucker!

Blow that candle out

We're gonna kick you

(Don't say you're not because you are)

(Don't say you're not because you are)

(History tells us that you are)

(History tells us that you are)

All you need is just one more excuse

(You put up one hell of a fight)

(You put up one hell of a fight)

I wanna hear your very best excuse

(Never felt this much alive)

(Never felt this much alive)

Your day has finally come

So wear the hat and do the dance

And let the suit keep wearing you

This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it

It's the gentle art of making enemies

I deserve a reward

Cause I'm the best fuck that you ever had

And if I tighten up my hole

You may never see the light again

(There's always an easy way out)

(There's always an easy way out)

(You need something wet in your mouth)

(You need something wet in your mouth)

All you need is just one more excuse

(You put up one hell of a fight)

(You put up one hell of a fight)

I wanna hear your very best excuse

(Never felt this much alive)

(Never felt this much alive)

Never felt this much alive

• Artist:Faith No More
• Album:King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime (1995)