Todo el mundo tiene [English translation]

Everybody has, had, has or could have.

Everybody has, almost everyone use to have.

An inmigrant grandfather and a friend who left,

a hair-dresser aunt, a bill at the end of the month,

an umbrella that isn't his, a sister to take care,

a martian story and a fishing rod,

and that old fat uncle who can't stop, can't stop snoring.

A child's father-in-law who tans and starts reciting,

a sedicious relative and a militar relative,

a hot female cousin, a family quarrel,

a lying godfather, who takes you to pop the cherry,

and a religious aunt who can't stop, can't stop praying.

Everybody has, had, has or could have.

Everybody has, almost everyone use to have.

A boxing neighbour who died in the ulcer,

a story of some cousin who couldn't be champion,

a friend who made money and stopped saluting,

an old drunk rookie who's crazy of studying,

and a foolproof good-luck charm that can't stop, can't stop failing.

The neighbour who does the Tupperware reunion,

a brother in law who gets drunk and dresses as a woman,

a karate nephew, a carnival love,

many faliure nights and a hunk night,

and a bastard boss who can't stop, can't stop robbing.

Half clover in a book, a trophy in a corner,

many fallen idols, a letter in a box,

a hug that doesn't reach the one who's no longer here,

a wound on the side and a flower in the buttonhole,

and that stubborn tear that can't stop, can't stop bleeding.

• Artist:Tabaré Cardozo
• Album:Pobres Poderosos (2005)