Vladimir Putins Kusine [English translation]

Vladimir Putin's cousin, many times I thought of you.

Vladimir Putin's cousin, you were my lucky charm.

I had discovered a virus and with it defeated the evil.

Then I hopped on a bus and went to the seaside.

An old captain asked me: Please, find my treasure.

I said: Okay, but it could take a while.

What if I find it and you're already dead,

shall I keep it then, or what?

He shook his head and said: No, no, no, no, no

'cause when I'm dead the treasure belongs to Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin's cousin, many times I thought of you.

Vladimir Putin's cousin, you were my lucky charm.

So I sailed the seas and I did find the treasure after about a year.

The captain was dead. I went to the train station.

I took the train to Moscow, fell asleep immediatly,

and when I woke up I noticed the pretty lady in front of me.

She looked at me and asked brazenly: Now, whose treasure is this?

I said: It belongs to Vladimir Putin.

That's very well, she exclaimed, 'cause I am his cousin Ludmila, you can pass me the treasure, I'll give it to him.

At first I thought: Be careful, she wants to trick you, buddy, but then I convinced myself: Noone could possibly be as cocky as that, and on top of that as impertinent to think I'd be such a dumbass.

And I said: Oh, Ludmila! That's such a great coincidence, such a great coincidence!

Doswidanja! Doswidanja! Doswidanja!

I got off the train at Warshaw, I had a look around, I married a polish woman.

We are still very happy, albeit sometimes I think: Too bad, now I'll never gonna meet Vladimir Putin in person.

But what's more important, love or the chief of the Kremlin? See?

Vladimir Putin's cousin, many times I thought of you.

Vladimir Putin's cousin, you were my lucky charm.

Vladimir Putin's cousin x4

• Artist:Funny van Dannen