Nejsem z USA [English translation]

Let me tell you, I've never been there

There, where the buildings dive in the clouds

I hope it doesn't make me an idiot

That I've never been to the country of miracles

I won't sing like Bob Marley

I would hardly understand myself

Don't give me that stupid look, serve me some alcohol

I probably really wouldn't be able to do so

We don't have to wear red shorts anymore

But that doesn't make me sing 'Yesterday'

Or shout 'baby' in every line

So that they wouldn't get mad at me in the US

You know Coca Cola isn't that great

I'm thankful for the dumpling with meat

Although, it's not such a bad idea

Donald, you won't stand a chance against our dumpling

I was meant to live here

Eat pork with horseraddish and a beer

There you would see, living like a pig in the mud

I don't want to crack down because of anyone

I'm not from the US, I'm not from the US

I really am not from the US, I hope they aren't mad at me for that

Perhaps I'd have a big house over there

The biggest one on Elm Street

And also an expensive car

I could live there like a lord

Sometimes it drives me really nuts

When I imagine all the comfort

But I probably wouldn't have you there

Nor my favourite little pub

I was meant to live here

Eat pork with horseraddish and a beer

There you would see, living like a pig in the mud

I don't want to crack down because of anyone

I'm not from the US, I'm not from the US

I really am not from the US, I hope they aren't mad at me for that

We lick other asses without cease

And we even bow before getting back to it

Maybe it's warm in there (in the buttholes), but mainly the stench

I don't want to bow in front of anyone, I want to stand tall

• Artist:Kabát
• Album:Colorado