Schwung in die Kiste [English translation]

While the UN holds a heated debate (war)

I, at the wrong place at the wrong time in the worst way, get a neck massage (member)

So, what's up with the titty mags here

I want every ass to shake until some ribs break, yeah (wut?)

I studied asstronomy, I'm going to be an asstronaut

My whole life is copied from Tarzan movies

Plinch swings through the big city jungle

On a search for David Guetta's USB dongle (wut?)

Then there'd finally be no more shitty music, everything would be better

Americans say "That's a downer."-- That's a döner1

I've got ink on my fish,2 wait

Said the captain to the country doctor,3 oh naw, that's just Bartek4 (wut?)

They all ask: are you crazy? And they score!

Sometimes I stand there and stare air in the holes

So what's my statement to other German rappers?

Your beats have bass, our beats have basser5

(Hey) Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

(Some swing in that box, aaand he hits!)

All the girls turn and look as I go by

Bad farts are the reason

Rappers come, ask if they can use my smart phone to call their moms

I say, "Sure, just hit redial." (wut?)

What is this song about? Don't know

But have you ever jumped naked on a trampoline?

Everything jiggles, we want to dance, but the DJ keeps on bugging us with breakbeats

DJ keeps on bugging us with break-break-break-breakbeats (wut?)

"What's goes?" Spin the wheel, put your hands up in the air,

Shake your ass, go bananas, go hard like colors6

Go even more American phrases, go Saddam

Guys I'm out of breath here, can you put your hands up in the air again?

(Hey) Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

(Some swing in that box, aaand he hits!)

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Warning!

That's what I call N S A (an ass, eh?) surveillance

Rise up to Heaven, I'm a great success at dancing

Hold your head up like bottled water and shopping bags 7

When I'm hating I drink cigarette butts and smoke myself in the morning

Eat my TV while I stare at the Hägen Dazs

But tonight is tonight and I'm as soused as a submarine

Why are you all floating out there on the edges like Pluto

Kittens in a carton make the box shake. And that's as it should be!

Dancing is a martial art. Flip me. Judo

Heaven is now, stop waiting for later

Look, I'm Bruno Mars, I'm catching grenades (wut?)

Heaven is now, stop waiting for later

Now it's on, oh

Put some swing in that box

Put some, put some swing in that box...

(Hey) Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

Hey, hey, (boooxsssh) hey, one more time

(Some swing in that box, aaand he hits!)

Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

(Hey) Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Shwing, boxsh, boxsh, shwing

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

Hey, hey, hey, one more time

(Some swing in that box, aaand he hits!)

1. kebab2. This is probably a play on words that I don't get.3. But does he really just mean a doctor who's a land doctor, not a sea doctor?4. https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartek_Nikodemski5. In German this is a pun on "better."6. "Go hard in the paint"?7. Another joke I don't get.

• Artist:Die Orsons
• Album:What's Goes? (2015)