Vicky Lee [English translation]

If I can't be number one in your heart,

at least let me be number two

If I'm not good enough to be your sweet piggy,

at least have me as your chauvinist pig

If I can't conquer you like a lion,

I'll become a hyena at night

If I'm not your dream prince,

still have me as your henpecked husband

If I can't be your forward,

I can be a checking defenseman

If I can't be a festive dinner,

I'm a hastily bought wiener

If I can't be your show poodle,

I'm a mutt peeing in your corners

I'd rather be a slave than an orphan,

have me as your henpecked husband

Where are you, Vicky Lee

Why am I not the air you breathe

Why can't I marry you

Vicky Lee, how could I catch you

How could I get into a relationship with you

more intimate

If I can't be your secret vice,

can I at least be the beam in your eye

If I can't be a safe shoulder,

can I be an unsure night's foot*

If you won't have me with you to childbirth,

have me when love starts

If not for love, then for mercy,

have me as your henpecked husband

Where are you, Vicky Lee...

Vulture isn't a gallant bird

but it still stays in the air

Nor does the jackal charm right away

but nature's waste management asks for it

Where are you, Vicky Lee...

Where are you, Vicky Lee

you turned the proposal trip into a night in jail

when you called the law

Vicky Lee, don't do it again

I'm not mad at all

but always loyal

• Artist:Mikko Alatalo
• Album:Yhdentoista Virran Maa