Vodka Apfel Z [English translation]

I have, I have, I have

I have drunken her beautiful, then some dumbass, then some dumbass dragged her off.

Now I drink myself beautiful and drive away in a panel van.

I drink vodka-apple and push apple-button Z

To undo on a mac

Explained everybody the gimmick - check

I have got guest list +10 in female companion

They can glady enter with me, just not in the club

Alas, you have to go

I'll see you at the sewing course.

Screw the camera, comrade

We are at the bar, yeah man, Sana'a

Tua and nobody else

Ficky, what's the matter?

Have a deep look in the O in front of you

[Bridge: Tua]

We drink that, we forgot that (3x)

We drink, drink, drink-drink, drink, drink

(Eh, and hove can I undo that?)

[Hook: Kaas] (x2)

Vodka Vodka Apple Z (3x)

Vodka (what what) Vodka, Vodka (what what)

[Part 2: Maeckes]

Do you know what's funny?

That you do a pirouette if you kick driving buses.

I didn't know

Hours of searching shall end

I finally found satisfaction - in the dictionary

In the toilet it stinks of wisdom/intelligence

Maeckes was in it before you, writing texts in his little book

And no, I'm no rapper - rapper, I despite it

I'm organizer for food-fights in Tanzania

I sit in a chair circle of anonymous alkies

Sipping caipis, they cry/yell, it's time to throw my chair

There are no guarantees

Headaches are on of the adverse effects of aspirin

If you run across me on the street

I say: "I'm not Maeckes", got a black censor boy infornt of my face

Sometimes life puts a one hundred euro note on your night table

But just to make sure, that it just fucked you

[Bridge]

[Hook] (x2)

[Part 3: Plan B]

Already forgot the first drink and blocked out the second drink

Chugged the third drink and refilled the fourth

Guys in muscle shirts stand around me - "Plinch, what's up there?"

Nothin', just leading the life of a geisha

To shoot myself is my mandala at the bar

If i don't do it, nobody else will do - right?

Girls approch me and turn away - "Ew, a pole"

My coat bulges and it's no pistol

Because a mix of melancholia and nostalgy

lead me to masturbatiion at nights

Everybody who sees me in the club think: "What a freak!"

Because I'm only seen with an apple at the bar

[Outro: Kaas] (x2)

Vodka, Vodka Apple Z (x3)

Vodka, Vodka, Vodka, Vodka Apple Z

• Artist:Die Orsons
• Album:Das Chaos und Die Ordnung