Uiyi Guaye [English translation]

I love how your

collarbone meets your neck

How your head lies on your back

How your skirt flirts with me

For you, I would run a thousand miles barefoot

over broken glass.

For you, I float like a pilot

through the air and arrive in space

And there, your hair will become straight

and entangle the planets

I have jacked off 90 times

Because of you, my penis is purple

My bad, but with all the energy of the wind

I become sexually violent and it turns me on

And you give feelings to my testicles

I want to paint the universe with aerosol

To fly around the sun

For us to ride in a conch (a symbol of love)

And to fly up to the next Milky Way

And, in front of all the galaxies,

To insert my telescope in you

My bad if I behave inappropriately

But it's because your breathing exhilarates me

like a shot of opium

I'm going to swallow a pair of pills without a prescription

To last all night giving it to you

In your *****

I know that you want me to harvest

Beans in milk sauce

Girl, I want to speak the truth

Every time I think of your baked potato

I do undisciplined things

with my pillow

and I start to spit lemonade

And with soapy hands

In the bathtub, I jack off four times

Thinking of you

and your sesame perfume

I become wild like a boar

Let me write you a pair of offensive things:

I'm going to make you yell like Tarzan

I'm going to make you speak German

I'm going to make you piss cheese juice (eww haha)

I want to have sex with you without kissing you

I want you to know that all of your fluids

are welcome on my tongue.

Whipped cream, whipped cream

You're not going to be dressed for long

Let's unite tit to tit

I want to slide my chin

Down a mountain of pubic hair

And in public, be creative!

Let's wet ourselves with saliva

Because I know that you want me to harvest

Beans in milk sauce.

• Artist:Calle 13
• Album:Residente o Visitante